Lets See....Ummmm Spitting Game for a CHANGE!!!
When I was a freshman transfer from a public school to a private school it took some time getting adjusted to the rules and norms. Everyone of them wore Jordans, Nikes, Addidas, and any type of name brand shoes. Me....Lol...Me on the other hand I was OCTAVIOUS THOMAS...NERD...I owned one pair of tennis shoes and they were my running shoes, and they consisted of 4 stripes, yes 4 stripes!!LOL...Everyone laughed and joked mainly becuase I wore plaid, khaki, polo's, polo shoes, and tim boots and button downs to class. But I didn't care, what they wore was weird to me Lol...THE LADIES EVEN LIKE WHAT THEY WORE!!! I didn't care though...But my HARMONES begin to kick in, and I wanted...NO I NEEDED a girlfriend so bad it hurt!lol...GET IT??? ANYWAY....I tried the conventional approach asking girls to dinner and a movie, they LAUGHED...can you believe it they laughed! here was the typical convo if your wondering!!!
Octavious: Hey...umm..can I ask you something
Girl: Sure, whats up?
Octavious: Umm...can, well...will...no....Do you want to go to dinner and a movie?
Girl:*Coughs* *burst out in LAUGHTER*- Damn being a nerd SUCKED!!! but what was I to do? My cousin Came up with what he called a "GET BITCH QUICK SCHEME"! It rung a bell LMAO!! PROBABLY MY BELL WHEN I TOLD MY MOM ABOUT IT!!! She slapped the SHIT out of me!!... MY GIRL COUNT THROUGHOUT MY FIRST 3years in highschool school
9th:0
10th: 1
11th: 4 - Damn I SUCKED!!! it wasn't like they were long term relationships they lasted a good week or so then I was single again!!! Senior year I got a Job to go along with the money my momz, and popz was giving me. I journeyed to the mall faithfully!! I bought atleast..ATLEAST...62 pairs of shoes and spent well over 2 G's on Jewlery and clothes...LOL!!! They say its not the clothes that make the man...but SHHHH....LMAO!! MY PLAN WORKED!!! Almost every BOP in school tried to holla at me. I didnt turn em down either yo!!!LOL 5...6...7 girls at one time I was living the AMERICAN DREAM(NO PUN INTENDED)... I felt 10,000,000 feet tall. The only point in time I got laughed at was when I made a joke! I was a class clown but oh well!!lol I had a 3.7 gpa so ummm yea.... HA! But yea... I guess the clothes gave me game cuz now conversations went like:
- Octavious: What's Goody??
Girl:*giggle* Nothin
Octavious: Sooo...whats up with me and you??
Girl: Don't you have a girl *moving her neck* *rolling her eyes*
Octavious:ummm...NOPE!!!
Girl: k, here's my number baby
Octavious: I'll think about calling you!!!
Girl: k, but please do I really want to be with you!! - WHERE THE BALD HEADED LADY FROM GOODTIMES??? DAMN DAMN DAMN... LOL, was it that easy? DO my clothes, DO my shoes, DO my words hypnotize em? IDK...I didnt care lol I was getting the girls and Had forgottoen my old self... Forget me in the past because I was to scared to do anything I guess I let me forget who I really was... But OH WELL.... Went to 3 PROMS and yea I felt like I was actually something...SO umm YEA...BACK TO STUDYING...BYE YO...lol
Thought Provoking Question: Who are you? What is your real purpose on this planet?
1 comment:
OK...I def wanna leave my comment on this one first!!
The first thing I thought of when I read this was how much I DID NOT like you when you were a Senior!! LOL ((which I later told you)) So I'm glad to read this and know that you felt like during your senior year you weren't your normal self!! Because I know we were pretty good friends, then once you did get a job and had some money in ya pocket, I guess other things became a priority!!
Anywho, I guess what I'm tryin to say is that...for me, the clothes didn't make you!! If anything, it changed you...but I'm glad that you came to your senses soon after and are now on ya grown man status!! So congrats!! and I'm glad I didn't lose a good friend :)
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