The idea of KIDS

Lets See...umm....Kids!!!!

• Ok, Ok, Ok I hate kids but that don't mean I don't want none of my own to pass on my "O" legacy to...I remember when my little cousins were about 1...2...and 3, I thought that was the best thing because I used to teach them how to add and subtract, or spell and shh....but 4 years passed by quickly and THEY GOT BADDDDDDD!!!!!! Oh shh cursing reciting lines from Boondocks and saying they got Boyfriends and Girlfriends....I swear my little cousin got suspended for jumping on a table in class and singing "Booty Butt Cheeks"...I was like damn what happened...hitting me with ice while im sleep, jacking my money, and throwing rocks and shh at cars...I think they are the three spawns of Satan.
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  But all is well because my kids are going to be different I want two a Boy and a Girl. Now people know how I despise gay people someone asked what if my son was gay...Wowow...ummmm thats a good question, I dont think I could claim him lol....Im sorry but I just an't get down like that its gone be my son and imma love him but i just can't accept that lifestyle....My daughter on the other hand I rather her be one of those nerdy little girls that the dudes walk by so I don't have to worry about Boyfriends lol... Or she can be a dike...cuz then she want get pregnant or no dudes trying to sneak in the house and shh...lol I know I WAS ONCE ONE OF THOSE...
  
  
• But I guess since I'm a guy im going to have a biased opinion becuase i want my son to be a ladies man, and have girls calling the house all times at night lol...I WILL BE PROUD, if a dude does call my daughter it better be after 6 and before 7...lol and she can only talk till 6:55.... But yea I KNOW A BUNCH OF PEOPLE WHO CLAIM THEY DON'T Want anything to do with kids but these are the immature acting ones. Now if someone can give me a valid reason for not wanting kids they will gain my respect if not....then get out of here with that. My name will be carried on and my son/daughter will be great...lol...
  
  But I guess I can't speak for everyone when I say having kids are great, and the stuff you can teach them will make you feel as if you achieved greatness...SO whats your take????